yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country

(via thehobbutts)


held a door open for a girl today and didn’t even get a blowjob. so tired of getting friend zoned.

(via joeokeefe)


dont you hate it when you put toothpaste on your toothbrush but then it just falls right off like wtf toothpaste do your job

(via joeokeefe)